Why Men Are Rarley Published In Dear Abby

  Dear Abby,

      I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

     The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know
them.”

     I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a
taxi?

     I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her.

     Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her.

     I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this
something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 Thanks,
 Bob

4 Comments

[…] Original post by JJ Rider […]

Heh - it reminds me of many conversations that I have had with my wife identifying the differences between men and women. They are all similar to this:

Me: Ed got a new dog.
Her: What kind is it?
Me: I don’t know.
Her: What kind is it?
Me: I don’t know.
Her: What’s its name?
Me: I don’t know.
Her: Is it a male or a female?
Me: I don’t know.
Her: What’s wrong with you?
Me: I don’t know.

Comment by angrybob | February 9th, 2007 7:45 pm | Permalink

Sounds familiar.

Skid Lid

Comment by Dennis Lid | February 9th, 2007 11:43 pm | Permalink
Comment by Dingo | February 10th, 2007 8:56 pm | Permalink

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