In Loving Memory of the McCrary Brothers

This topic has strangley came up several times this month - twice at work, once through email, and once with my brother.  I remember browsing through the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid (the book was yellow and I believe the edition was 1976).  I remember three records very disctinctly from that book:

  1. Fastest roller coaster - Screaming Eagle (edit - just confirmed it)
  2. Most cigarettes smoked at one time - 110 by a guy named Scott I think (edit - don’t ever, ever question my memory ;) )
  3. The heaviest twins - the McCrary brothers

I’m not going to go dig up links to each one of these folks, but the picture that is famous of the McCrary twins just makes me smile.  I am also willing to bet that 99.5% of motorcyclists have seen it…

From what I have read, these guys made the most out of their all too short lives and enjoyed every minute of it.  I actually feel bad for these guys because they had damaged pituitary glands from German measels when they were kids and topped 600 lbs by the time they were sixteen. 

I had no idea for the reason behind the above famous photo before today, but apparently they worked out a publicity deal with Honda and Holiday Inn for cash and services.  They rode those bikes above across the country - 3000 miles - in thirty days (100 miles per day) and signed autographs at the dealerships that they visited.  They also stayed at Holiday Inns at every stop possible.

Its difficult at this very moment to hold off on the jokes that can be made about motorcycle durability, etc.  But hey, if a couple guys can bring a smile to my face when I was five and still do it some thirty-one years later, they are alright in my book. 

You can read more about them here:  http://www.cojoweb.com/McCrary-twins.html

5 Comments

As I remember, from pictures taken from behind, they had some of the most impressive butt crack on the planet also.

Although, probably not mentioned in Guinness.

Rhino

Comment by Anonymous | July 10th, 2008 5:04 pm | Permalink

It has been a long time since I have seen this photo, in fact, I had forgotten all about them. Thanks for the reminder!

Comment by Rick | July 11th, 2008 8:50 am | Permalink

I just noticed, those boys look an aweful lot like Hank Williams, Jr. —— Bocephus, doncha know!

Rhino

Comment by Anonymous | July 11th, 2008 9:35 am | Permalink

I remember these guys as wrestlers, when I was a kid. They rode their bikes up to the ring to wrestle.
AKA McGuire Twins

Yes, Rhino, I noticed the Bocephus resemlance too!

mcstanger

Comment by mcstanger | July 11th, 2008 5:25 pm | Permalink

Hey angrybob, I remember seeing the picture when I was a teenager. Thanks for printing it again. Two more things, how do I get an article published? I sent you an email and have not heard back. The story is on my experience buying a vintage Triumph Bonneville from ebay. And speaking of the Hank Williams family, the best singer of them all is Hank3. The son of Bocephus, he raises hell like his dad, sings the best outlaw country and looks just like the original Hank Williams. Check him out at www.hank3.com

Comment by triumph110 | July 11th, 2008 6:46 pm | Permalink

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